Response?

So it has been a short while since I have posted blogs on this site and I thought that perhaps I would share with you a few of the responses that I have received in recognition of my blogging. I have heard all of the following:

"Its too wordy, what's with all the words" (this has been uttered by more than a few)
"Why is it so black, it makes it hard to read, you should pick a more pleasing color...like your brothers"
"If you were to break your thoughts up in more paragraphs, I might visit again, right now though...no"
"You spelled especially wrong."
"Yea I read your blog. You spelled ascetically wrong, way to go."
"So uh you know that you have to post more."
"Did you post anything else?"
"Your brother likes it."
"Look at my blog, you gotta post more."
"They have spell check right?"
"It was kinda funny, when I could understand what you were saying."

So for all of you that have made this occasion so special...thank you - unless it was too wordy, or I spelled a wurd wrong, or you cant read it, or I haven't posted enough.

Employee of the month

Ok, so the perk to working for BBV is that I get to view the films before they are released to the public, I know right-it's like being in the highlander. So I watched the above titled movie starring Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. My opinion? Ehh. There were a few comedic elements, including a performance by Andy Dick, which suprised me, but overall I believe that this particular cinematic expereince was ruined by Ms. Simpson herself. Is she ascetically pleasing, sure; is she a terrible actor, YES. She was rotten in this film, not one funny line did she utter, and they gave her big ears, I mean they were ginormous, it was a little off setting. I did like the movie as a whole until her character uttered this line...."you employee of the months are all the same." Really? I can't even find the words to articualte my thoughts upon this little jem of writing.

I do believe the movie to be redeemable and worth watching however, if you have some free time.

Son of a B

Due to constant insistence of my brother this is my first blog, and ironically it is about him. You see recently he committed a heinous crime against humanity-and by humanity I mean me. For the holidays Jason and his family come home to MI for the Raitz holiday gala, and needing a room for solitary confinement they sleep in my domicile, which is all fine and dandy, I literally can sleep anywhere. On Dec 25th these Raitzs were scheduled to leave, I had said my farewell departings earlier for I was at work during the departal time. Upon returning home from a gruelling day of employment, I proceed to return my room back to its natural homeostasis, and that is when I noticed something strikingly peculiar; there were holes in my dvd collection. Yes, I was certain that some movies were missing, which really grinds my gears. After questioning my current roommates, Bob and Shell, who were ignorant to the apparent atrocity which had occurred under there noses, I called my trustworthy brother whom I was sure would not strike me in such a way. His response; "Uh, yea I took 'em. I meant to leave a note." Well how thoughtful of you Jason, and when he saw that I became indignant he responded "I'll send them home with mom and dad next weekend." Which by the way he didn't. So here I am in MI with an incomplete dvd collection and my brother who resides in IL with like 12 of my dvds. When I confronted him, via text message, about neglecting to send them home with the visiting parentals, he felt it necessary to call me an ass, and to top that said he was currently rolling around naked with them. Needless to say our relationship had suffered from his lack of tact, courtesy, and breaking of my trust. In fact I am not sure how we will move past the events of that fate full Christmas day. All I can say is that at least God can forgive you, but as for me...

All that to say that I'm actually moving in with Jason and the family in three weeks and will then be reunited with my lost dvds.