Response?

So it has been a short while since I have posted blogs on this site and I thought that perhaps I would share with you a few of the responses that I have received in recognition of my blogging. I have heard all of the following:

"Its too wordy, what's with all the words" (this has been uttered by more than a few)
"Why is it so black, it makes it hard to read, you should pick a more pleasing color...like your brothers"
"If you were to break your thoughts up in more paragraphs, I might visit again, right now though...no"
"You spelled especially wrong."
"Yea I read your blog. You spelled ascetically wrong, way to go."
"So uh you know that you have to post more."
"Did you post anything else?"
"Your brother likes it."
"Look at my blog, you gotta post more."
"They have spell check right?"
"It was kinda funny, when I could understand what you were saying."

So for all of you that have made this occasion so special...thank you - unless it was too wordy, or I spelled a wurd wrong, or you cant read it, or I haven't posted enough.